Picture this: You’re the ruler of a vast kingdom. You have unlimited power, infinite wealth. One of your court nobles approaches you and asks, “What do you want more than anything else in the world?”

Your answer? This mattress.

What you like:

• A firm mattress with excellent pressure reduction on your hips and shoulders.

• Fabric so soft to the touch your favorite sweatpants get jealous.

• Fine art, being called “Duke” or “Dutchess,” finger sandwiches.

• The color black.

What we’ve got:

1. 696 individually wrapped steel coils, for targeted relief on all your aching joints. These coils are topped off by a gel-poly foam layer for enhanced, conforming comfort.

2. A hand-stitched polyester blended cover, the finest fabric that we’ve ever offered. Period.

3. An incomparable 10-year, non-prorated warranty. Full replacement for the life of your bed, guaranteed.

Time to live the life you deserve, your highness. Be royalty.